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UPDATE: The Rocky Mountain News has called Jared Polis the winner in the District 2 primary. Local gay Jared Polis is taking a slight lead in his race to the Nation’s House.

So, its sorta old news, but last Friday during two flash floods, 17th Avenue saw a lot of water. I was at Hamburger Mary’s with a few peepz when the water started to rise and seep into the bar. Team Mary took action and sheltered us. OK, so we really couldn’t leave the restaurant, but [...]

Sorry homos. But Hillary Clinton and the to-be vice presidential candidate will be speaking on two different nights at the Democratic National Convention, The Convention Committee said this week. Clinton on Tuesday, the VP on Wednesday. Clinton’s speech is being called “Renewing America’s Promise.”

We’re not asking that he gets hailed on. Or even hit by a bus. Just good old fashion lightening. Not the kind that will kill him. Just, the kind that will, you know, paralyze him for a few days. Oh and let’s pray for world peace. Back story: This is a “satire” video produced by [...]