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Overheard at Swallows

“Don’t tell him I told you this, but his real name is Jonathan.”

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Overheard at Barracuda's in Cap Hill

“Dude, I know you hate being called dude.  But why are his legs so tan and his face so white?  I think he is a freak!  I’m just saying.”

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"Quoted."

From Facebook: “Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.” Hil. A. Rious!

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"Quoted"

Guy No. 1: “I’m gonna get botox.” Guy No. 2: “Gurl, you can’t keep a 19-year-old cat alive!” @DenverWrangler

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