Overheard at Swallows
“Don’t tell him I told you this, but his real name is Jonathan.”
“Dude, I know you hate being called dude. But why are his legs so tan and his face so white? I think he is a freak! I’m just saying.”
From Facebook: “Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.” Hil. A. Rious!
Guy No. 1: “I’m gonna get botox.” Guy No. 2: “Gurl, you can’t keep a 19-year-old cat alive!” @DenverWrangler
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