gayzette » “Quoted.”

Overheard at Swallows

gayzette — Sat, 15 May 2010 16:51:28 +0000

“Don’t tell him I told you this, but his real name is Jonathan.”

gayzette — Fri, 14 May 2010 01:06:07 +0000

“Dude, I know you hate being called dude. But why are his legs so tan and his face so white? I think he is a freak! I’m just saying.”

gayzette — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:42:33 +0000

From Facebook:

“Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.”

Hil. A. Rious!

gayzette — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:07:29 +0000

Guy No. 1: “I’m gonna get botox.”

Guy No. 2: “Gurl, you can’t keep a 19-year-old cat alive!”

@DenverWrangler

Rich — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:20:29 +0000

“It smells like an average of 7 point 5 inches here!”

@ Wrangler, Beer Bust

Rich — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:54:15 +0000

“Quoted”

Guy#1: ” . . . alright, well have a good one” (as exiting)

Guy#2: “Two if they’re small.”

@ CCC

Rich — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:30:35 +0000

“Do you smoke pot?” -”What’s your favorite color?”

– Important questions one guy asks another @ Charlie’s.

Rich — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:04:21 +0000

“Either he had a small dick, or I’m a little loose; because riding him was like being on the tea-cups at Disneyland.”

- quoted @ – in my head.

gayzette — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:17:08 +0000

“Can you non-smokers give us some breathing room, please?”

– At the Wrangler Beer Bust on the very crowded patio

Rich — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:59:54 +0000

“I have blown more black men than Hurricane Katrina!”
- at the bust